+REP GIGACHAD

It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" and (#2) u dont even play amogus???. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up But then the worse part every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention

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Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.

So, I had been texting this girl for quite some time. She’s a model (of course). Blonde, rich, owns a mansion. Only problem is, she’s not into fortnite

I know. It’s a shame. I’ve asked to play a duos game with her, but she’s just interested with me, my hobbies, physique, career, political success and my very own talk show. I was especially miffed after she failed to clutch against another team.

Also, I called her on the phone once, but it didn’t last long as I got extremely uncomfortable with how she expressed her carnal desires instead of drinking the chug jug with me.

I just want someone to play with.