It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" and (#2) u dont even play amogus???. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up But then the worse part every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention

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Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.

So, I had been texting this girl for quite some time. She’s a model (of course). Blonde, rich, owns a mansion. Only problem is, she’s not into fortnite

I know. It’s a shame. I’ve asked to play a duos game with her, but she’s just interested with me, my hobbies, physique, career, political success and my very own talk show. I was especially miffed after she failed to clutch against another team.

Also, I called her on the phone once, but it didn’t last long as I got extremely uncomfortable with how she expressed her carnal desires instead of drinking the chug jug with me.

I just want someone to play with.

hey do you remember me? dont worry about me getting mad or anything cuz u unfriended me, i already had some thoughts on why you unfriended xd either its because i've been off for awhile or i just didnt really communicate wit u.

The throwback is not even my problem.
I nearly join my ancestors just this morning as I was zipping my trouser, the zip mistakenly hooked my fundamental human right

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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rep- actually bad

Good morning my love queen of in. The world and very cute and very sexy so much love to all of in Tthailand Thanks of the queen and king on the words happy to find my full time to Thailand very happy to queen of the world ❤️ wunterfful to and good luck to

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lol i dont even know these guys

Shawn is a flawless guy, the man eats bananas sideways because eating them traditionally is hella gay, by doing so he reflects 20% of incoming gay waves, the man aint homophobic, but he aint gay either and in case he becomes gay his dad will ship him off to pakistan where they'll shock his balls till he stops being gay.

it's a raccoon, i think

no anger here, I've come to a place of acceptance. I think we all need to accept that fact that this year's Iteration of our beloved Preds, are at best a middle of the division team. They will finish with a winning record, of that I have little doubt. However they really don't have a shot at the playoffs this year. But should we really be surprised? Did we not have our expectations set way to high coming off a year where the Preds went to the Finals? After Pekka Rinne's MVP-caliber season, and the emergence of future talents like Kevin Fiala, were we forced to chase the dream once again? Honestly, I truly feel they will end up in the middle of the pack behind the Blackhawks, and St. Louis.

Hello!

(A thousand apologies for my atrocious use of the English language. You see, i grew up in the town of Dehradun, India. There i did not speak English, instead I spoke Garhwali, an indigenous language of the area. It was not until a few weeks ago that I began my journey to understand and masterfully use the English language. Perhaps now that you understand my origins, you could forgive my incorrect and flawed grammar in my statement above this disclaimer. If you have the Mercy of a thousand Vaishnavists please do forgive me.)

Majestic what the ♥♥♥♥

Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you add me, you little piece of ♥♥♥♥? Last thing I need is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Czeck Republic, Ukranian lookin mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list. Do me a favor and don't bother me again. Next time you won't be so lucky.
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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL

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Wow

yeet with my meat

1v1 me football manager

1 v 1 me skyrim bich

get ready for tomorrow. I will end you.

tru, i am the baddest of them all

-rep baddest player

-rep bad player

+rep great dancer

-rep noob uninstall cs

uprav si profil, už umíš i dánsky

ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2014 :)

ja nechci :P :D

abych nedal tobě

presnee kundo daj mu! :D

ok

sam drž hubu Raul

si malo principále

držte huby už, mi to spamujete upozornenia

jo tak :D

To by taky psalo, že bych byl online :P

jo tak takze jen pres mobil joo :DD

i přesto Naposledy online: před 19 dny.

koukam ze uz zavyslačiš zase na steamu :D

Po dlouhé době klid. :))

ste dost

ticho tu bude!

Dat FM stats!

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