Recent reviews by k

Hesitation is defeat.

Grim Yawn tbqh

Very boring. It's like being in a vegetative state, your eyes will glaze over playing this game. Enemy appears, mash buttons, enemy dies, repeat ad infinitum. Not impressed by the skill trees. There's only a handful of difficulty settings. The plot is of a similar quality to an episode of General Hospital, super campy and takes itself too seriously.

This is shovelware. Just google "Pokemon inflation" and read about it yourself.

Not as good as I remember it being as a kid. The movement is super clunky and the combat consists of mashing the attack button and then countering when you see the prompt appear above enemies' heads. Not enjoyable to play and it's like 100 gigabytes.

Spend two hours scouring a whole city to find multiple empty guns, no ammunition, no food, no warm clothing, and then die immediately to some guy in a ghillie suit and body armor who has a silenced assault rifle.

he's literally me

Imported my two-year-old save from the web browser version. Instantly got 372 achievements.
I love watching numbers go up.

this is the most absurd shooter i've ever played, here's some things you can do in it:
- kidnap random soldiers and make them work for you
- listen to 80's classics while committing various war crimes
- launch people and animals thousands of feet in to the air with weather balloons
- outfit your pet horse and dog with ballistic armor
- deploy in to combat zones while wearing a tuxedo
- outsmart genetically enhanced super soldiers by hiding in a cardboard box
- beat up children
- bully a paraplegic
- turn your bionic arm in to a rocket
- raise the morale of your soldiers by assaulting them
and that's just the tip of the iceberg

bad

pretty good for what it's worth; far better than the dumpster fire that is Dead by Daylight