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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Absolute garbage of a netcode, online games are unplayable. The game freezers more than actually plays. Game desyncs and despawns boats all the time, torpedoes disappear and reappear. Garbage devs, broken game.
Posted 12 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
70% of the game is walking through empty rooms, 15% simple tutorial puzzles and maybe 15% of something interesting. You get more content out of a couple maps. Absolute waste of time.
Posted 14 January, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
121.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Simply the best coop game available. It's intense, it requiers alot of teamwork, it makes you feel like you balance on the edge the entire time. Every encounter is capable of wiping your raid, but so is you capable of surviving with limited amount of everything even in the most difficult of encounters.

There are cheaper early access games, there are more polished early access games, there are early access games with more content available. But none come close to GTFO in what emotions it's able to bring out of you
Posted 10 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.0 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
Game's pacing is really good, it doesn't get boring nor repetitive, always feeding you fresh stuff. I like it.
Posted 25 January, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
21.9 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
I had bought the game being hyped by the Remaster of the first Dark Souls hoping to get into my beloved experience before the re-release of the original. And I have nothing but pure hate towards this game after 20 hours of playing. EVERYTHING's wrong with it.
- Atmosphere: it's dead. The levels feel empty, design is unoriginal, every monster type is just spilling black ooze around. The feeling of the mistery is lost, the feeling of a dark fairytale is lost. Instead, Everything is just oozing black ooze. So original, like I haven't seen it before.
- Level design. Awful, just awful. First of all the levels are both lineal and open. You go either run around the platoue of swamp/mist/snowstorm/can't-see-♥♥♥♥-weather-effect or through a incoherent labyrinth filled with monsters. It's no more -vania. There's nothing to explore, nothing to navigate. The sense of progression is lost, both because the game is incredibly linear and the content is awfuly repetitive. Which is something to discuss in the next topic.
- Difficulty. It's just retarded. The game isn't difficult because you need to learn timings and be cautios or anything close to that. The game's difficult because it SPAMS everything at you. 7 monsters at a time? every 2 minutes. Another lame ass trap with a dude jumping off the roof? Every 3 minutes. Monsters with spamming attacks that leave very little room to counter? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. There's basically one tactic in this game. Keep close to a monster, turn him around, land a single or sometimes two attacks. Repeat until it dies. If there's 7 monsters like that - pull them apart. Repeat until they die. And that's the only thing you do for the 90% of the game.
- Bosses. First of all, they're all ugly. There's not one beautifuly designed boss. They either spit ooze at you, or spit ooze at themselves. And just as every other monster in this game, the difficulty in beating them is keeping to a gameplan laid above. Avoid their attack circling, land a single blow, repeat until they die.
- Story. Suddenly, you're THE MAN. THE HOLLOW. You're the baws and everybody is bowing to you. You help kids around and they join you at your base, hanging there and throwing lame ass dialogues at you. And that's about it.

By this point, I'm just tired of going through everything that's wrong with this game. It's like Call of Duty 17. They had a successful game once, a decent but different sequel and then everything went to ♥♥♥♥ after that. There's no imagination, no passion, no desire to make a good game seen in this. This is the game made to be sold, not to be played.

I rate this game Lords of the Fallen out of 10. Terrible game, absolutely terrible.
Posted 22 April, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
129.7 hrs on record
8/10. Story missions are a bit repetitive, the game is mostly easy, the amount of dialogue in side quests is insane, post-game is way too grindy, character development is weak.

The rest is great: story, music, visuals, kingdom building, higgledies, tainted monsters and everything else.
Posted 12 April, 2018.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.1 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Will take this kind of story-driven lineal adventure over any other blockbuster game. It has great directing, it feels the whole, the sound design is great: every bit of game is working together to create an experience, no game has ever offered. Though the actual gameplay lacks, it's not an amusement park shooting range with stupid ass cut scenes WITH MAJOR MARVY GETTING HIS TESTICLES CUT OFF.
Posted 8 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Как тизер катит. Если и остальное будет в таком же стиле, то нет.
Posted 14 June, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
12.9 hrs on record
90% of the time - driving stupid ass car, shooting at moving targets, running around the city between cut scenes and playing boring mini games.
10% of the time - batman everyone loved.
this game is ♥♥♥♥
Posted 21 January, 2017.
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127 people found this review helpful
88 people found this review funny
53.7 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
This is the most man-hating game in the history of gaming. After playing for 5 hours straight I haven't met any decent man character, all of them are scum while women on the other hand - brave, strong and independent. Set aside this terrible feminazi lore, the image of men throughout the story is horrible. I've been playing Endless Legend where amongst 10 ingame races there were no man leader. Either genderless robots or female ruling over expendable unworthy men who are used as cheap firepower. But it could be explained as Auriga is a labarotory-planet of endless and The Endless were just checking whether Matriarchat could work. (The answer is no, everyone but one race have failed)

So where I'm going is, that Tyranny is even worse than that. Now I understand why Sawyer didn't work on this game, it was made by a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and feminazis.
Posted 11 November, 2016.
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