And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are The Chosen One. The One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me, The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't graduate from ♥♥♥♥♥♥' high school! Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know that that means (must remember to write it down). This is so real, like the time Dave floated away! See, my heart is pounding 'cause this ♥♥♥♥ never happens to me.

Raid Report [raid.report]
Time Wasted on Destiny [wastedondestiny.com]