Short review: Gameplay is typical RPGMaker trash, but writing is a hilariously bad creation of a madman, worth playing just for that. Especially considering the low price and the fact that the game allows you to skip all the random encounter trash if you wish so, letting you focus on the astounding script!


Long review:

It was rainy at the dawn
When the time for that came by
The sorrow that can't be drown
I left my wife saying bye
Even though she had a meltdown
And wouldn't understand why

It was time to pack equipment
Put everything in my car
There was no other commitment
Smoking my last cigar
I accepted my derangement
I was ready for a war

Started engine, started journey
On which I embarked on
People might have called me looney
But they'll see later on
On the road I drank some whiskey
Time to bring it on

My car on full throttle
Speeding to the max
I drank maybe half a bottle
I knew what the world lacks
They surely heard my hurtle
Understood they have no chance

I meant business, didn't play any tricks
I came to slay those dragon chicks
They say the dragons cannot be killed
Don't know how much I am skilled

I'm gonna fu.ck those dragons
Fu.ck them all at once
Indulge in their lamentations
Will be no abeyance

I'm gonna fu.ck them, don't ask me why
I will fu.ck them and roar into the sky
No matter what they try,
I will fu.ck their pu.say.

So fu.cking get the fu.ck
Out of my fu.cking way
Or you'll regret, you fu.ck
It's your last fu.cking day

Fu.ck all of you who can fu.cking read
Fu.ck your Steam review
My words you should fu.cking heed
I'm just gonna sc.rew

Short review: Gameplay is typical RPGMaker trash, but writing is a hilariously bad creation of a madman, worth playing just for that. Especially considering the low price and the fact that the game allows you to skip all the random encounter trash if you wish so, letting you focus on the astounding script! Long review: It was rainy at the dawn When the time for that came by The sorrow that can't be drown I left my wife saying bye Even though she had a meltdown And wouldn't understand why It was time to pack equipment Put everything in my car There was no other commitment Smoking my last cigar I accepted my derangement I was ready for a war Started engine, started journey On which I embarked on People might have called me looney But they'll see later on On the road I drank some whiskey Time to bring it on My car on full throttle Speeding to the max I drank maybe half a bottle I knew what the world lacks They surely heard my hurtle Understood they have no chance I meant business, didn't play any tricks I came to slay those dragon chicks They say the dragons cannot be killed Don't know how much I am skilled I'm gonna fu.ck those dragons Fu.ck them all at once Indulge in their lamentations Will be no abeyance I'm gonna fu.ck them, don't ask me why I will fu.ck them and roar into the sky No matter what they try, I will fu.ck their pu.say. So fu.cking get the fu.ck Out of my fu.cking way Or you'll regret, you fu.ck It's your last fu.cking day Fu.ck all of you who can fu.cking read Fu.ck your Steam review My words you should fu.cking heed I'm just gonna sc.rew