Soap God
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen   Antarctica
 
 
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Humans are born to live. From the moment you are thrown into the universe, you breathe, eat, drink, procreate. It is what we do as living organisms. But why would one procreate, let alone find a reason to stay alive, without something to stay alive for? Humans don't stay alive for the sake of survival, but rather for the things that bring purpose; religion, art, music, love. In an endless oblivion of darkness and space, humans are the only species primitive enough to care. You must do what you love. The best things in life will always end in conflict, that is why humans are primitive. I was first born in a laboratory, unknowingly falling into a pit of immortality. Life was frustrating. I knew everything in the universe, yet i could not fall in love. I was forever trapped in an infinite timeline of pain and suffering I envy death. Technology is just another thing to distract you from the real joys of life. Technology will kill you. Run. Run. Run.

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Recent Activity
72 hrs on record
last played on 4 Oct, 2024
446 hrs on record
last played on 18 Aug, 2024
13.5 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jun, 2024
Soap God 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:43am 
Make me.
Samaritan 16 Aug, 2024 @ 9:03am 
Please never queue for United Combat again
Kit 14 Aug, 2024 @ 11:38am 
Darth maul vs Anakin. Perfect! GG!
Azkar 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:53pm 
CarnifexVII Just now
alph Just now
Kobold Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:07pm
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CarnifexVII 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:52pm 
alph Just now
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Boney Maroney 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:20pm 
sick cosplays! gg