“The fu ck nigha I ain’t gay WHATCHU mean? Dude that’s weird, I was gonna say I knew who your crush was but clearly it wasn’t sandy”. I tried to lean in closer to kiss him again but he recoiled as his dad walked into the room. “WHAT THE FU CK ARE YOU DOING?!!” his father said. “BUT WAIT DAD I CAN EXPLAIN I WASNT..” but he was cut short by the sound of his dad whipping out the belt. “NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO DRINK PEATS COFFEE!! THIS IS A FOLGER’S COFFEE HOUSE!!!”

His eyes connected to mine as he placed his hands on my chest, making slow movements motioning to me that everything will be ok as he put down his Peats Coffee cup and proceeded to whisper in my ear. “Do you want to lean in a little closer? I have a secret to tell you” he said as I leaned in. He whispered to me that he knew my secret, but to keep the mystique going I had to whisper it into his ear to see if he was right. I leaned in closer, our lips nearly touching each other as I told him. “Reginald it is true...I...I love you. Let’s kiss, let’s embrace each other while your parents are outside mowing the lawn!! I love you!!” Reginald recoiled back.

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