bro has never touched grass

actually looking at the profile i now realize they are a lonely mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no friends * goes outside and touches grass*

*slouches forward dumping pints of grease on my lap* damn look at that profile *sniffs screen* i bet they're a very cute girl and i should definitely ask for their discord

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

hey, barbie lets go party

enjoy