Recent reviews by DOLFKAT

I could rip this game a new a-hole but it does not deserve such treatment.
It's clearly a labor of love and passion, I just didn't think it was of high enough quality, or enough fun.

The game has 3 levels.

I finished all 3 and replayed the first one for the high score.

Total time played: 30 minutes.

Simple fun. Stardude Valley. Cracktorio. Why did no one make this before?

It is, in many ways, an honorable Alien-franchise game.

..But some important elements of it are cringe: the animations, the voice acting, the script. The aliens walk like they are made of wood, the voice actors sound like their boss is watching. It's like it's there cause it had to be, not because it wants to leave an impression.

The gameplay, it's a bit prefabricated. There's not enough control available and not enough brainpower required.

Conclusion: this game is perfect for, and probably mostly praised by: console gamers.

Cool chess game! You can play the matches against bots yourself or simulate the whole thing. The interface could be better, the options could be deeper, but the career mode is very inviting, and the game is very educational.

The Irish voice acting is top-notch

This is not something for pro's or veterans, it's more like having a steering wheel on a car.

Doesnt have built-in online mode.

I bought this on a sale. It was extremely short unless you go achievement hunting. Had they added 2 more screenshots you'd have seen the entire explorable world.

The OST is the best part of this game and it's free. There is nothing wrong with the style, the art is pretty cool and sometimes the puzzles take a gruesome turn for the better.

However, this little mushroom trip does not warrant it's price of 7 euro and I would not recommend spending money on it.

Hitman must have the most uninspiring cucked developers and the dumbest female writers in the world.

You are a super specialized clandestine assassin. For your training you are sent to the arctic where the super secret institute you work for has created a fake cruiseship and hired 200 actors so you can do your training. I can't believe the entire studio went along with this. I would fire her immediately.

The story goes on to be pathetic and woke. Hitman used to be a stone cold killer hired by a client to do extremely dirty work. But Hitman is a superhero now, fighting any injustice in the world for Team America, saving the climate and reading transgender books in children's libraries, and that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.

The AI is as basic and predictable as it gets and in the three HITMAN games they went from bad to worse. They bragged about developing Hitman 3 in a week because they looked forward to making their James Bond game, which is probably going to miss it's mark completely considering it is to be developed by a bunch of weebs.

The train level at the end just adds insult to injury, cheap and uninspired, a terrible ending, a test for James Bond, not Hitman at all. How do you sleep at night??

I'm also tired of the sudden addition of friendship love and joy and other similar type of ♥♥♥♥ that never added anything to the Hitman series except for someone at the studio hopefully getting laid about it.

The above, together with the absurd business model of DLCs and having to repurchase the same maps, made me really, really hate this studio. It needs a purge, it needs new minds, it needs courage. It needs to be ashamed of itself.