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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 26.6 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 May, 2014 @ 1:32am

one time i masturbated while i had this game open because it wouldn't let me alt tab and i didnt want to close it and now i cannot maintain an erection unless the threat of inevitable death from radiation sickness looms over me
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HI IM DERRICK BAUM 7 Jun, 2016 @ 11:02pm 
rofl
Naroon 13 May, 2015 @ 6:35am 
Best review I've ever seen in my life.
Azurite 21 Oct, 2014 @ 9:51am 
I love you
Dotx3Dash 17 Oct, 2014 @ 8:39pm 
I like the BONGTOKES part...
and the dog
Frekquency 12 Oct, 2014 @ 10:27pm 
hah.......it was good
Vaginal Cleansing Service 9 Oct, 2014 @ 4:20am 
You are my hero.
Goat2142 8 Oct, 2014 @ 6:53pm 
not sure i ever laughed so hard
War61 7 Oct, 2014 @ 7:46pm 
Once in a while when you are reading random Steam reviews... you gind a gem of a review... this, is one of the best!
Cheeki Breeki 2 Oct, 2014 @ 6:05pm 
happy hunting B.O.N.E.R
TheMightyBoosh 27 Sep, 2014 @ 8:18pm 
I concur.