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Recent reviews by Smoked Retriever

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120.7 hrs on record (66.4 hrs at review time)
DO YOU LIKE BIRDS? DO YOU LIKE FISH? DO YOU LIKE BIRDS AND FISH IN SPACE?! DO YOU LIKE BIRDS AND FISH IN SPACE DOING EXPLORATION AND BUILDING ♥♥♥♥ WHILE YOU PERSISTANTLY DIE AND HAVE TO TRACK YOUR WAY BACK TO WHERE YOU LAST DIED LIKE YOU HAVE NAVIGATING SKILLS THAT NO NORMAL PERSON DOES?! DO YOU LIKE BIRDS AND FISH IN SPACE DOING EXPLORATION AND BUILDING ♥♥♥♥ WHILE YOU PERSISTANTLY DIE AND HAVE TO TRACK YOUR WAY BACK TO WHERE YOU LAST DIED LIKE YOU HAVE NAVIGATING SKILLS THAT NO NORMAL PERSON DOES IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE?! THEN THIS GAME IS FOR YOOOUUUU!!!

Seriously though, amazing game. Great concept and very well developed. Plenty of mods to fit your taste buds and satisfy your thirst for breaking games. Only big complaint is that it can be a bit hard to figure out what to do sometimes, or that the places start to look a bit samey after a bit. Other than that, id ♥♥♥♥ it.
Posted 12 March, 2020.
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4.5 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
This game is beyond words. If you want a game that seriously makes you ♥♥♥♥ bricks and freak out at the same time, this is it. Turn a corner and BOOM sudden person there that is gonna slit your throat when all you have is a video recorder, yeah ♥♥♥♥ that. But you keep going back for more, its like heroine if heroine was virtual...and filled with blood...and tears.
Posted 25 January, 2015.
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94.2 hrs on record (29.8 hrs at review time)
Great game if you like killing things and blood and gore. Fun wiht friends
Posted 5 May, 2014.
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3.9 hrs on record
Simply amazing in every sense of the word, more than that, awe inspiring.It was a short game, I can't lie but even in the amount of tiem it took to beat it I would buy it all over again if I could. Super emotional and just really well written, major props to the dev. team.Highly recommended
Posted 25 April, 2014.
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12.2 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Seriously a great sequel. They really did tell more of the story completely and closed up some questions but left it to where you do not know what may be next, Orgasmic.
Posted 19 April, 2014.
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