Abi naber?

bbez wer u lah

At Kaan & Mert's Fried Chicken, Gravy and Bourbon Emporium, the fattest, most voluptuous of chickens are seated at a 5 star hotel, where they do nothing but sit on their asses and watch soap operas while being hand fed only the tastiest and meatiest of vegetables and fruits and massaged by petite Japanese masseuses; until they are deemed by our chicken experts to be TENDER AND SUPPLE AS ♥♥♥♥(c) after which they are straight up MURDERED, their lifeless bodies wrapped in the freshest of 20 secret herbs and our very own patented crumbs and covering and dumped in a large vat of the finest of boiling cooking oils so you can experience the mouth watering flavor and taste of their dead carcasses to its fullest.

As for my extra curricular activities, I can tell you that I have played Minecraft in Belgium, I became a Wookie in Amsterdam, I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die, I worked in China for 7 years as a meth cook, I was a witch hunter in France during the Poher Administration, I have raised 3 children, two of whom are identical twins and the birth parents of Barack Obama.

I would like a double quarter pounder, medium coke and small fries, please.