After a good game in cs:go, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great cs:go and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs:go lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then flick triple domed. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your Counter Strike game play gave me cancer anyway.

Ill suck your toes

+rep good fight.

jake really kept me on my toes

+rep good fight
i was shaggy

I love you