No Poop November is starting to get really difficult. Last time I took a shît was October 31st. I've been holding it in for 9 days. My anus is sore from holding in my poop. My intestines ache from all the backed up shît. Earlier today I burped and my burp tasted like ass.

But I will not shît. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my shîtting my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the shît will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.

I know this sounds like a joke but my friends keep telling me that I have to stick my testicles in the condom or else semen leaks out. Is that true? Do I really need to stick my balls in the condom? Please help.

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can’t find them?
that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

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