If your'e reading this, you just got rekt!

Spy main. Biscuit eater. Chaos addict. Timekeeper.

I don't add people who have private profiles.
I have been known to have an impersonator who has been chasing me around servers, make sure that you are dealing with the REAL Dredd.
Absolutely NO scammers, sharks, bots, or anything else shady. All offenders will be reported to Steam.
No, I am not accepting trade offers. I will send you one, never the other way around.
No, my spy items are not for sale.
No, never in a million years <3

My mentor, who I wouldn't be half the spy I was if it were not for: Jim Vickers

Main class: Spy
Preferred hat: Fedora
Preferred loadout: Australium Ambassador, Big Earner, Strange Dead Ringer, Ap-Sap
Sensitivity: 2.651
Mouse: Razer Naga Chroma
Keyboard: Razer BlackWidow Ultimate 2013 Chroma

Always up for a chat about trickstabs - execution, movement, prediction, you name it.
Aim with your crosshair, not with your knife.

Don't get caught up counting the seconds. The days might be long, but the decades are painfully short. - Me
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F. Kennedy
Never give in. Never give in. Never never never. - Winston Churchill
I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. - "Weird Al" Yankovic

I LOVE Queen (look at this AWESOMESAUCE ), Billy Joel, and Frank Sinatra. I really was born in the wrong generation :-(

Item wishlist:
Unusual Stabbed to Hell Knife (Hot)
Unusual Fancy Fedora (Burning Flames)
Unusual Le Party Phantom (Scorching Flames)
Unusual Noh Mercy (Sunbeams, EPIC TIER)
Professional Killstreak Big Kill (Fire Horns, Team Shine)
Thunderbolt Sniper Rifle (Factory New)
Unusual Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative (Purple Energy)
Steam Level 651 (xD)

So many games, so little time.