Josuke's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 2:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:12am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:15am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:45am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:15am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 12:52am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:45am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 12:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:13am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:50am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:15am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:05am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:59am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:46am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 12:52am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:32pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:25am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:11am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:42am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:34am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:46am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 2:14am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 5:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 12:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:40am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:02am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:36am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:13am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 21 Sep @ 4:45am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:28am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:30am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:06am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 2:12am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:36am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:07am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:00am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:42am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:20pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:38am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:59am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:11am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:24am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:21am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:12am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:35am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:57pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:28am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 5:17am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:54pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:04pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:07am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:34am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:24pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:44am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:28am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 6:45am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:02am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:53am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 8:12am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:09am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:59am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:43am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:03am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:23pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 1:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 7:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:27pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm