+rep great teammate, unreal skills, we made a good team! 🎯

I have not received a DM from a woman in Baked Goods discord within a week. Look, I know for a fact that there's at least 10 women looking at this message that truly, truly want to message me but are not for reasons unbeknownst to me (The only possible reason I can think of is discrimination against me being a Fortnite athlete).

Due to my lack of success at procuring DMs - let alone a girlfriend - I'm considering a hiatus from this server in the close future, as I have no other purpose of being here besides getting a girlfriend. I know those aforementioned women don't want this to happen and miss their opportunity, so DM me.

When life is so bad you dont even shoot your shot anymore. You just see a girl ano be like "Damn, she's fine" and move on with your life

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Look,
I'm flattered, truly.
But you'd be taking on a large burden. I'm emotionally broken, jaded, and burnt out from a lot of stuff. It'd be like taking in a 3 legged dog.
Would I like to? Sure, but to put that on someone and not warn them isn't my style.
I'm dealing with it, but that's where I'm at.
So, uh, yeah. Beware 👻

if only I had a chance with you. Smh. Oh well.