I have not received a DM from a woman in Baked Goods discord within a week. Look, I know for a fact that there's at least 10 women looking at this message that truly, truly want to message me but are not for reasons unbeknownst to me (The only possible reason I can think of is discrimination against me being a Fortnite athlete).

Due to my lack of success at procuring DMs - let alone a girlfriend - I'm considering a hiatus from this server in the close future, as I have no other purpose of being here besides getting a girlfriend. I know those aforementioned women don't want this to happen and miss their opportunity, so DM me.

When life is so bad you dont even shoot your shot anymore. You just see a girl ano be like "Damn, she's fine" and move on with your life

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Look,
I'm flattered, truly.
But you'd be taking on a large burden. I'm emotionally broken, jaded, and burnt out from a lot of stuff. It'd be like taking in a 3 legged dog.
Would I like to? Sure, but to put that on someone and not warn them isn't my style.
I'm dealing with it, but that's where I'm at.
So, uh, yeah. Beware 👻

if only I had a chance with you. Smh. Oh well.

so ive ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a few bits of food, the best being a cherry pie. i felt a little bad wasting it since i love cherry pie but the eventual ♥♥♥ added a lot of flavor to it, which ill get into later. the texture on the inside was just right, if youve ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a guy whos ass was full of ♥♥♥♥ then youd know the feeling. its really smooth and squishy and manages to grip you just right. i made sure it was still a little warm for the sensation, but by the time i came it was just body heat keeping it that way. ive tried a well made cake too, but even as smooth and nice as i could make it the crumby nature of it made it il suited. also too sweet for ♥♥♥ to really affect the flavor as much. donuts are also really nice, ive used on as a sort of onahole and managed to get off, it was chocolate iced. the texture was a little rough and it took a while to get off but it was passable. the chocolate donut had one hge advantage though, the slightly bitter and salty nature of my ♥♥♥ made it taste amazing