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We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
No, don't touch that!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
_____/)___/)______./¯"""/')
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To your steam friend You Want To ♥♥♥♥ In The Ass
Jonobang: mie?
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: JAAAAAAA!
Jonobang: mie?
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Jonobang: mie?
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: JAAAAAAAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ!
Jonobang: mie?
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: stfu
Jonobang: c:
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: c:
Jonobang: c:
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: ja
Jonobang: mie?
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: omg
Jonobang: c:
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: i will ♥♥♥♥ your ass
Jonobang: dont give me ideas
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: about the anne.jpg or about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: im down for the second one
Jonobang: ♥♥♥♥♥ i'll wreck your ass
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: ♥♥♥♥♥ have you seen my thrust
Jonobang: my thrust has the power of a thousand galaxies
Jonobang: it will obliterate your anus
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: apparently if you do a twisting motion, smiliar to how a bullet is shot out of a gun, execpt the vice versa, your penetration power is significantly improved
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: for more pleasure and pain for the defendant :D
Jonobang: lol you saying you can twist your ♥♥♥♥ on command
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: Obviously you can just float sideways
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: dont you d o that
Jonobang: lolwat
❤ !~Maybe It's Maybelline?~!: lol wat