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I TRY AND EDUCATE MY KIDS ON OUR HISTORY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I NEVER WATCHED A VIDEO GAME. ALL THESE PEOPLE DRESSING IN COSTUMES!
I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THESE TEAMS THESE MASCOTS ARE FROM! THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS, DIFFERENT ANIMALS. I DON'T GET IT!
I'M JUST TRYING TO RELAX WITH A DAMN MIMOSA AND THESE TWO SLACK-JAWED-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARE ARGUING IN MY HALLWAY.
NOW MY WIFE WILL HAVE TO STAY IN THE MARRIOTT HOTEL INSTEAD AND I CAN'T FIND MY SON!