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"The worst color known to man is blue" - Jesus
Why the color blue is the worst color.
Reason #1
It's the color of the sky. This is a pretty obvious one but us gaymers hate the outdoors and the literal sky is blue.
Reason #2
It's the color of water. A follow up to the last reason but us gaymers hate taking showers. The typical color of water is blue.
Reason #3
It's the worst commander color in Magic the Gathering. The only redeeming quality of a blue commander deck is counterspell which is the most powerful spell in the game (arguably).
Reason #4
It’s the color of rain and we all know… when it rains, it pours.
Reason #5
Partial color of Red Bull which states it gives you wings when in reality it doesn’t actually give you wings. Big L.
Reason #6
Blue Doritos are horrible and should never be touched by anyone. If you eat them and enjoy them then you should uninstall life.
Reason #7
The blue armor in Helldivers 2 was a pre-order bonus. Those who pre-order anything should be made fun of and bullied. Helldivers 2 is okay though.
Reason #8
Avatar monkey guys from the movies. I bet you thought of the animation you weeb, but that just shows how forgettable the movie was.
Reason #9
Aquaman’s color is blue since he's in the ocean. Aquaman is an L superhero compared to any other superhero. Jason Momoa is chill though.
Reason #10
Cookie Monster which Michelle Obama ruined, thanks Obama. :steamthumbsup:
Reason #11
CT side of CS:GO which are the true bad guys in the CS:GO lore.
Reason #12
Skyrim magic skills which are only for (female reproductive organ). Real men use swords and shields, bows and daggers or any other combo. Don’t be a (female dog).
Reason #13
Elden Ring / Dark Souls magic users. As previously stated absolute (female reproductive organ). Full Strength and Dex builds only.
Reason #14
In GTA V it's the color of Michael's missions which were always horrible compared to Franklins and Trevors, if you liked them then take a deeper look at yourself.
Reason #15
In Destiny 2 blue represented the Hunter class which was the worst out of the 3 classes you could choose from. Cayde 9 was the only exception to this.
Reason #16
In the Half-Life universe Blue Shift was one of the worse Half-Life games in existence.
Reason #17
Garry’s Mod has the worst game modes with even worse communities known to the gayming community. Too many degenerates.
Reason #18
Discord also has some of the worst communities and degenerates along with some horrific stuff going unaccounted for.
Reason #19
“Blue blocking” glasses just proves in its name that blue is harmful to the human eye balls.
Reason #20
Not the color of the sun which means it can't be praised. :praisesun:
Reason #21
Squids from Minecraft are blue which the best youtuber SkyDoesMinecraft says is the bad guys.
Reason #22
It's the same color of the room my dad would beat me in.
Reason #23
Same color of my balls every time another guy touches me.
Reason #24
Eye color of my ex boyfriend.
Reason #25
My brother's favorite color who is more loved than me.
Reason #26
Democrats which are just a bunch of snowflakes.
Reason #27
A very famous waffle that scared tons of people who dared to look it up.
Reason #28
It's Battlefield 2042 main color theme and we all know how that game ended up...
Anayafyn 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:11am 
+rep precision shooter
Spartan 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:48pm 
-Rep Promised A Dirty Sanchez, Delivered A Clean Sanchez. Not Impressed. -3/10 Wouldn't Recommend.
Mikaramar 12 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am 
+rep super sharp shooter
Zugami 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am 
+rep leader on the field
Hugifyn 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am 
Game invite sent You in?
Blackshaper 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:00am 
dependable teammate