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If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel
[What brand of ink? Ed.]
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain
to the owner about its lack of house training and
demand a beer as compensation.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
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Here's Some Haiku for You...
» take chairs to clothing ✬
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» because flowers cheat ✖
» zounds the running played! ↕
» fie! hark! sweeping leaving suit. ✈
» India runs soon ☂
» hark the sweeping taught! ☼
» hark! darn! breaking weaving suit. ✏
» India grunts soon ß