Bro, these absolute scrub noobs really pulled up to complain on my profile like it's their personal baby cry zone. Like, seriously? You got wrecked by me and you're mad about it? Bruh, I could've slapped 'em with a baguette and they still wouldn't have seen it coming. It's hilarious because, in reality, they didn’t get taken out by some gaming god, nah, they got stomped by a freakin' cat with butter on its head just sliding around the map. And now they’re big mad like it wasn’t 110% their fault. Cry harder, noobs, maybe next time you’ll last more than two seconds!