(To the tune of the classic Spider-Man cartoon theme)

Mongoose-Man, Mongoose-Man
Does whatever a mongoose can
Sniffs a trail, fights a snake
Makes the villains start to shake
Look out! Here comes the Mongoose-Man!

Is he fast? Listen bro—
He moves quicker than you know!
Tiny paws, lightning speed,
He’s the hero that you need
Hey there! There goes the Mongoose-Man!

In the jungle, dark and wild,
He was once a normal child
Bitten by a mutant beast—
Now he guards the west and east!

Mongoose-Man, Mongoose-Man
Fearless furry fighting plan
Cunning mind, deadly claw
Fights for justice, truth, and law
To bad guys, he’s a nightmare—man!
He’s the mighty Mongoose-Man!

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