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Ah, yes, I see you're a person of culture.

This game gave me an existential crisis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5P-N2C1sI

Love to sink otherwise productive hours into this game!

P.S.: Don't stream it on TikTok though, the TikTok moderation AI will mistakingly suspend you from livestreaming for "gambling" if you do play it there.

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It's fortunate that I still have the game on my Steam collection, but delisting a good game by itself because of some music licensing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and a game that could be considered subversibly artistic by its own merit, even for a mundane 3rd person military shooter, is already an act of treason to the whole gaming industry. It's no wonder why piracy is needed for game preservation, companies like Nintendo be damned. How else would we, as gamers and game developers even, learn from the games of the past if these, if not just spoonfed eyedrop style as rerelease rarities, are completely erased from videogame history for profit purposes in this constant dragon-chase of eternal financial growth for AAA game companies?

I beg for another crisis like the 1983 one to happen for once, but with enough impact to actually make the industry learn for good from their mistakes.

http://stopkillingvideogames.com

I only serve my life for Democracy.

I only play this because of TNO.

♥♥♥♥ Unity.

Best Quake baybee

OK, so, no, listen. I'm not supposed to sit idly by at this game and their developers when clearly there's big glaring problems that people, especially on this Steam page, tend to miss. I can't keep financially endorsing, no matter even if Civvie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 11 is in this game, the developers, especially their CEO, Vince Desi, when the very CEO of this company constantly retweets and endorses right-wing, bigoted Trump supporter views on Twitter and all that sort of things. And for what I'm supposed to endorse his bad political views? To get a broken game that barely functions and is broken intentionally just so the devs can excuse the janky game gimmick as a "funny" bit? I'm sorry, but that gimmick died AGES ago especially when we already have PLENTY of janky or broken games and asset flips on Steam. There's no excuse to financially give money to these people and their bigoted views.

And I just feel an immense pity for all the gullible morons who bought this game and left a positive review on it. I feel incredible pity, and I feel really sorry for them.

EDIT: I can sense the Vince simps fuming at this one too. Did you really think I wouldn't notice?

It's pretty decent for a futanari visual novel though. It's important to notice especially the lack of futanari games on Steam, or rather, the lack of visibility of those. I know not every game is gonna be a gem in this genre, but jeez, all I care about is just sometimes jacking off my girldick to something, and this does the job pretty fine.