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Scattered throughout the suttas are references to as many as thirty-one distinct "planes" or "realms" of existence into which beings can be reborn during their long wandering ... The highest of these realms, the Pure Abodes, are accessible only to those who have attained to "non-returning," the third stage of Awakening.






That's because you know how I, Dio, like my steak. Bloody and full of knives, just like my women!





Immigration and Customs Enforcement. What else did you think it stood for?




It's Dio out with his WRYYYYY Mix featuring new hits such as "ZA WARUDO!" and "MUDA!MUDA!MUDAAA!!!"





Hello! You must die. Welcome! You must die. Oh, it's great to see you! You must die. Oh no, you ate the raw chicken! You must die.Welcome to Walmart! You must die. Oh, it's you, I haven't seen you since high school! you must die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzR8hvW8qFM







Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity---the Boundless Daemon Sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconcievable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.



–Jiub gibbed the creatures justly just because they were such ♥♥♥♥♥
For every racer seen today Saint Jiub has slain six!
The savage mer among the cliffs would hear no beating wings.
Now every man and beast and elf in celebration sings:
He stopped the wing’ed ne’er-do-well
Threw every star in Tamriel
And made a safer Vvardenfell
For Dunmer and their kin!
When the priests said killing fliers was poor reason to anoint
Jiub jumped and punched an eagle just to prove a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point:
That things that flew above the land could not be left to live
That birds may flap and bees may buzz but both would fear Saint Jiiiiiub!


HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED JOINING TIME PATROL?! AS A TIME PATROLLER, YOU'LL PREVENT HISTORY FROM BEING CHANGED! OUR DUTY IS TO PROTECT EVERYONE'S MEMORIES... AND HELP RETURN HISTORY TO THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP! THE ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CAPABILITIES, AND, OF COURSE, A STRONG DESIRE TO PROTECT HISTORY! WE'VE GOT A SCHOOL FOR HONING YOUR SKILLS, AND A FULLY EQUIPPED ITEM SHOP! (products may vary depending on story progression) HOW ABOUT IT?!! WHY NOT USE YOUR STRENGTH TO HELP OUT A GREAT CAUSE?! *COUGH*AHEM!!!!!!!!*OBNOXIOUS GAY COUGH* WE'RE ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR POWERFUL WARRIORS! WE LOOK FORWARD, TO WELCOMING EACH OF YOU... TO THE TIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE PAAAAAATTTRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!!




NBC's new hit show, starring Laura Schmit. Stay tuned next time for the next show, "Two Fingers in the Ass".












Where am I goin? I have some ♥♥♥♥♥ in my ass. My nipples hurt when I twitch my little ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥. Ass in my tits, little ADOLF HOOTLER! Oh, oh baby!




YOU KILLED A MUFFIN WITH A TOASTER AND TOOK THAT TOASTER MUFFIN AND TURNED IT INTO A SANDWICH!