JFive
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Snowtrooper 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:46pm 
i'm a professional Weeb $hitposter I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Ch4n Normies, I have over 300 Viral Memes all over the internet, a PHD in weebery and Animemes knowledge and relevance, i also studied the Dimensional theory from Stiens Gate and debated it against steven hawking's studies of the dark matter, gave those casual scientists a taste of ANIME, I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, For i have mastered the Art of ninjutsu after watching the show known as naruto for over 420 times and after observing every single move, act, hand sign, breath, the characters do i was able to actually unlock my chakra gates and now i can use ninjutsu at ease, i've also managed to learn breathing techniques as shown and demonstrated in demon's slayer and now i can use the breath of sun with no issues what so not, i've also mastered the japanese language solely through watching anime,So you better watch out for me losers.
Jimster 16 Jun, 2021 @ 2:24am 
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Psych 9 Nov, 2020 @ 6:04pm 
There's a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain with you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways I can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually, and in all other aspects. Shall we start with our physical aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography in of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship.
Scizzy 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:29pm 
Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is pray to Luis Fonsi, thanking him for Despacito. I eat a bowl of Despacit-O's for breakfast . I listen to Despacito in my car ride to work. I write Despacito on the back of everyone's receipt's that they may be forever blessed. Every Sunday, I go to my church where I preach the word of Despacito. We sing the holy hymn of Despacito and read the scripture that is Luis Fonsi's heavenly work. One day, I hope to ascend to to Depacito heaven where I may eternally hear the voice of Despacito. I love Despacito. I eat Despacito, I breathe Despacito, and I think Despacito. I have become Despacito.
Puffins 23 Mar, 2017 @ 6:35pm 
Hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
Psych 22 Mar, 2017 @ 9:02pm 
It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.