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yesse

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11).

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yesse 27 Oct, 2022 @ 12:01pm

my brother in christ, who the hell are you

Ixtab 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49am

Djeez these lame "make x people bleed" makes normal players lose against complete low kd noobs :-D

Sauna Karhu 3 Jun, 2021 @ 12:47pm

hi mateymoo, i have this crazy new up coming csgo team. i was pondering and wondering if you could maybe just maybe try out for it? we pay you in crypto and in rubels, the pay is generated by how many games you play in and how many you win at. i just need your date of birth, credit card number and the three whacky numbers at the back. and the name on that card of course. and if you could prove me that you are not a bot could you send me a knife offer, i return it as soon as i get it, yes? sound good? nice, contact me via telegram.

yesse 5 Apr, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Beazegra 4 Apr, 2021 @ 6:08am

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

yesse 3 Jan, 2021 @ 10:50am

no but have a happy new year

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