Chef Vortivask
Jacob   Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
Chef Vortivask is an innocent man. Convicted of terrorism, his only crime: cooking delicious meals.



"Why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow?"
Currently Online
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Chef Vortivask 26 Aug, 2014 @ 10:20am 
Our next thing should be PokePuns
GoomyPop 20 Aug, 2014 @ 3:56pm 
Jæk I emailed u the very high quality camera work from the trip
GoomyPop 29 Jun, 2014 @ 10:41pm 
Jaaaeeeekkk! I miss u
Chef Vortivask 22 Mar, 2014 @ 6:24pm 
Then pronounce "lascivious" as "yascivious"
Mortifex 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:05am 
Llama is pronounced as a Y!!!!!
Chef Vortivask 27 Feb, 2014 @ 3:50pm 
Yeah so my paint was literally crapping on me, so my picture doesn't look as good as i'd like it to