Recent reviews by Grundle

do not obey the road rules. the lights are forever red.

smells bad

pog dog

HI EVERYONE I RECENTLY DOWNLOADED THIS GAME AFTER PLAYING IT AT A FRIENDS HOUSE WHERE I GOT A REALLY GOOD RUN AND BEAT DELIRMIUM AND EVER SINCE THEN IVE PLAYED THIS GAME A LOT!! I TALK TO MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS GAME EVERY TIME I SEE THEM AND HOW THERE ARE SO MANY ITEMS AND COMBINATIONS THAT I LIKE GETTING! I RECENTLY WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO THAT TAUGHT ME COOL NEW STUFF ABOUT THE GAME LIKE FOR INSTANCE DID YOU KNOW THAT BUMBINO (THE BOSS) WILL GIVE YOU AN TREASURE ROOM ITEM IF YOU LET HIM HIT YOU AND PICK UP 12 OF YOUR COINS??? I DID NOT KNOW IT EVEN AFTER PLAYING HUNDRED HOUR AND MORE! SO ANYWAYS IF YOU ARE WONDERING IF YOU SHOULD PLAY THIS GAME THEN YESS!!!!! 100 YES.

ONE DAY I HOPE EDMOND MCMIALIN WILL REMOVE TAINTED LAZ!!! HE IS SO ANNOYING AND BAD LIKE DID YOU EVEN PLAYTEST HIM YOIURSELF IDIOT!!!!

BUTTT OTHERWISE I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME :))))
BYEEEE

So you've sunk 300 hours in to the base game? Yep, you need this now.

One of a select few singleplayer campaigns i've actually finished, and one of the most polished 2D platformers out there. Feels amazing, perfect difficulty, try it out

This game used to be so good, but a constant physics engine and movement mechanic reworks reduced it to something unplayable. The best part of this game was the responsive controls and challenging climbing/ parkour. It's basically a skill-free button masher now. There are also many bugs and it lacks keyboard and mouse support in general.

just buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. right now.

The first and only game that has caused me to feel real emotions, and the only singleplayer game i have played for more than 15 hours (offline, don't be fooled by my steam hours on it). Immersing pixel art and soundtrack, suitable for all ages, not just your regular harvest moon/ rune factory etc. clone... Well it's a little bit original at least.
Interactions with NPCs could be improved, but that's just nitpicking, honestly this is the best singleplayer gam i have ever played and I can't wait for multiplayer, to start my experience afresh.
Protip- don't look at any online guides. It's much more enjoyable if you don't. On the other hand it took me until the second year to figure out you could hoe the worms. Only thing i have left is getting the galaxy sword, which you really probably do need to watch a tutorial to figure out how to get.
Next step is to marry every possible option. Im pretty sure everyone went hayley or abigail first.

just buy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

This game has potential to be perfect. As it is, it's amazing.
Also it involves lots of screaming, both from your dying hero and you.
Buy it.

sally, I told you to buy terraria but you insisted on buying pretty things.
guys, just get terraria.