Here are five reasons why you should buy a Mac for computer gaming:

1. So many games are compatible with Mac: Check.
2. Mac computers exhibit the greatest performance of any computer on the market: Check.
3. You get a bar full of geniuses to help you with all your problems, this is known as the genius bar: Check.
4. You get to spend more money on very well priced, feature-full devices with absolutely no gltiches and bugs: Check.
5. After spending your sons college tuiton (sorry son, find a job, at least you have an aerospace grade aluminum phone that is so strong it even bends) on your phone, you spend more money six months later for the new phone that is exactly the same as the old phone. The only difference is they added a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "s" to the end of the number. This is known as sucking Apple's ♥♥♥♥: Check.

As you can see, Apple products are incredible pieces of technology with great designs crafted from premium materials by highly skilled artisans. No wonder why Apple is so successful. Think about what you get: unparallelled graphics performance, many games are compatible, you get geniuses to help you, areospace grade aluminum, and you even get to suck Apple's ♥♥♥♥. Who wouldn't want that!

By the way, I am the proud owner of an iPad, iPhone, iPod Touch, Mac Mini , and Apple Watch. Oh, the irony of it all!