Recent reviews by jesusweed

This game taught me how to have sex with girls and collect their underwear.

♥♥♥♥ rockstar social club I can't play this game because it linked to some "old"? rockstar account from 2005? I have no Idea. I just bought it, then launched it from steam.,, crazy. thanks Rockstar!

this is sick, dude me and my nephew love it!

THIS GAME SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!

My wallpapers have never shined so bright with huge anime titties in my life!!!! Best thing to happen to me since a steak sandwich. A+ Wallpaper Engine!

GOT BEAT BY A GIRL, ♥♥♥♥ THIS!!! 10/10

Been playing CS since 1.2. I miss the bunny hop they took out in v1.4 D:

This game is great! just take some speed, and waste away a good 16-24 hours!

Ohhh, Also there is skins that you can spend real money on! Go ahead try it out! Buy some skins, and then go gamble them on some website like csgojackpot!

BEWARE: Derankers.
Squeeky voiced kids.
Hackers.
Smurfs.
People who think they are Navy Seals when playing cs side.


TIPS: Save until you can get an auto and piss off the other team, because you keep getting aces with n00b sniper!

I spawned next to a female zombie who started chewing on my arm, and all of the sudden another player started punching her in the head, and I yell over the microphone 'HEY THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!' only to get the response back: 'NO IF YOU DIE WE CANT BE FRIENDS!!!!'

One of the best running simulators I've played since Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. A++