And by the time I was 14 I found the cure for cancer
Your hair, it smells like burning hair
If this is how you folks make art it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ depressing
And we sometimes steal songs from Woodie Guthrie
And I've often wondered if a pregnant woman is decapitated, would the baby survive?
Your parasympathetic nervous system reacts, and you're in fight or flight mode
Child pornographers, and cannibals, and politicians too!
Be the best, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, HUMAN, THAT YOU CAN BE!!!
'Cause life's too short to ♥♥♥♥ with
It feels great to be alive except for all those times we feel bad
I wish I could cry tears of blood, but I can't, my body just isn't built that way
Because I am a werewolf
If that's gets your ♥♥♥♥ hard, telling people they're bad at making art
You sold your soul to buy some tits and I sold my soul to grow a ♥♥♥♥
GO SUNS!
I hate winy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ songs like this but I can't afford a therapist, sorry guys, here's a solo
I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the devil in his mouth
I think of what my mentor used to say. He said "who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gives a rat's ass, can you just write a love song?"
You can buy a salad glove
I'm afraid that my dog doesn't love me anymore
And the blood collector collected blood
With eyes as red as a dog's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when you see it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
We'll climb the tallest branch with a rifle full of dreams, and we'll blow the little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up to smithereens
I'm a video store clerk and an angel of death, hi how are you, my name is Trevor
The world beat the hell out of me, I took it out on a tree, Great Illustrated Classics
A thousand conversations, with your disembodied voice, in a cacophony of adjectives and verbs. Air balloon
I was throttled to the ground, I was locked inside a basement, the guards went on vacation while I plotted my revolt
If I stay in bed long enough, they'll go to church without me
Some dumb ♥♥♥♥ says don't stop believing, so stop believing
My body is a bolus floating in my lover's stomach
Some days you're Emilio Estevez, other days you're Charlie Sheen
And in a montage that could warm the heart of Hitler
When we're talking about the president we're either pissed off or we're giggling about an atrocity he's committing or some stupid ♥♥♥♥ that he's tweeting
This picture I drew is you burning in hell, hell yeah!
Don't pay for it, everything is free now
I should probably know, I should probably know, I should grow some plants in the window
Get a load of this guy, he looks like Jamiroquai
You killed the baby panda dead and it's not coming back
I wanna be your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dog!