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🕺 🏓 🔋 📀 🍆 🌋 👾 🐠 💚 🐝 😺 🍖 💚 💙 🍧 ⚡
Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?
Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
"Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"
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