x@P|
Philip   Jonkopings Lan, Sweden
 
 
Aucune information disponible.
Actuellement hors ligne
Commentaires
🧴 Rivka ß 29 déc. 2019 à 1h46 
📒 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👽
🕺 🏓 🔋 📀 🍆 🌋 👾 🐠 💚 🐝 😺 🍖 💚 💙 🍧 ⚡
Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?
Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
"Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"

🔋 💗 🐳 🐊 👑 🚗 🏓 🚙 🐟 👳 💃 🎍 👔 🥞 🌂 🎁