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Happy Easter!
(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2020✦✦ *☆ )
*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*
What are you devoted to creating, in the New Year?
🥗 ✈ ⚡ ✈ 🍇 ✈ 🌋 ✈ 🚕 ✈ 💙 ✈ 🎈 ✈ 💚 ✈ 🐝 ✈ 🌂 ✈ 🥒 ✈ 🌏
-Zapp Brannigan
🤓
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields
🤗
Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags.
-- Sidney Paternoster, "The Folly of the Wise"
😩
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
😗
Stewie: Hm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie, [holds up a leaf to Chris]
Stewie: and something very tasty for big, fat you.
😴
At the end of your life there'll be a good rest, and no further activities
are scheduled.
🤤
The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends
to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.
Film at 11:00.
🙁
Lavish spending can be disastrous. Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
😚
.( . .) `*.¸.*´
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╠╣╔╗╔╗╔╗╚╣....✿(¯`∨´¯).•*´¯`✿
╝╚╚╩╠╝╠╝░╝░░(¯`()´¯)...✿
░░░░╩░╩✿░░░░`(_.∧._)✿
╗║╔╔╗╔╗║╔╔╗╔╗░║░(¯`∨´¯).•*´✿
╚╩╝╠╝╠╝╠╣╠╝║║╔╣ (¯`()´¯)❁
░░░╚╝╚╝║╚╚╝░║╚╝░(_.∧._).•*´✿
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. . . 。 .
. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀END ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 . .。 .
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸 DAY❢ 。 .
。 ゚ . .
, . . .
。 ゚ 。