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Singularity: Time Travel, Russian Scientists, and Explosive Barrels!

Ever wondered what would happen if you gave a time-bending superpower to someone who solves every problem by blowing stuff up? Well, Singularity answers that question, with a generous helping of Soviet intrigue and mutant crabs. Yep, crabs.

First things first: The game hands you the TMD (Time Manipulation Device), which is basically a glorified Swiss Army knife for wrecking time itself. Whether you’re making old barrels new (because apparently, that's useful?) or aging enemy soldiers into dust, the TMD is the ultimate tool for anyone who ever thought, 'You know what this game needs? More disintegrating Russians.'

But let’s not forget the star of the show: exploding barrels. The developers were clearly big fans, because they’re everywhere. Running low on health? Boom. Pinned down by enemies? Boom. Trying to solve a puzzle? You guessed it—boom. By the end of the game, I was 90% sure I’d time-traveled back to the golden era of '90s FPSs, where every level was essentially a barrel maze.

The plot itself? Something about Cold War experiments, alternate timelines, and evil dictators. But let's be real, I was too busy turning enemies into primordial goo to pay much attention.

Singularity is a glorious mashup of time travel shenanigans, Soviet clichés, and enough explosive barrels to make Michael Bay jealous. 10/10 would mess with time again.

Dead Space 2 is the kind of game that makes you wish you had more pairs of pants because it’s so good, you’ll scare yourself right out of the ones you’re wearing! From the moment you step into Isaac Clarke’s trembling boots, you’re on a roller-coaster of terror, excitement, and adrenaline that leaves you grinning like a madman and wondering if you’ve finally lost your sanity – in the best possible way!

The gameplay is so smooth it feels like your controller is reading your mind, and the atmosphere? Oh, it’s so thick with tension you could cut it with a plasma cutter (and trust me, you’ll need one!). The jump scares are so perfectly timed, you’ll find yourself laughing afterward just to cover up the fact that you screamed like a toddler in a haunted house.

And the story? It’s like someone took a horror movie, a psychological thriller, and a sci-fi epic, and then smashed them together with a hammer made of pure awesomeness. You’re not just playing Dead Space 2; you’re surviving it, and by the time the credits roll, you’ll feel like you’ve conquered an entire planet of nightmares. 10/10, would gladly get terrified all over again!

Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition is like a kung fu action movie and a gourmet Chinese buffet rolled into one. You play as Wei Shen, an undercover cop who’s as tough as he is stylish, navigating the dangerous streets of Hong Kong while occasionally stopping for some karaoke. Yes, you heard that right – one minute you're taking down gangsters with martial arts moves straight out of a Bruce Lee film, the next you're belting out a surprisingly heartfelt rendition of 'I Fought the Law.

The game's combat is so satisfying that I started imagining myself as an action hero in real life. Spoiler alert: my kitchen didn’t fare well when I tried to take down a gang of unwashed dishes with a flurry of roundhouse kicks. The driving mechanics are pure joy, too – think 'Fast and Furious,' but with fewer physics and more dramatic slo-mo crashes.

The story is gripping, the city is vibrant, and the characters are memorable. But let’s not forget the real star: the wardrobe options. Nothing says ‘fear me’ like fighting crime in a bright red tracksuit. And the food – oh, the food. I’m pretty sure I gained virtual weight just looking at the in-game dim sum. If you’ve ever wanted to be a badass, dumpling-devouring, karaoke-singing undercover cop, this is your game. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until you try to perform those martial arts moves on your coffee table. Trust me.

DMC: Devil May Cry is like a rebellious teenager that just discovered hair gel and heavy metal. Dante's got the swagger of a rockstar and the dialogue to match—think 'dude' and 'bro' sprinkled liberally. The game itself is a wild ride, with combat so stylish you'll feel like you're choreographing a dance routine with demons. The storyline? Well, let's just say it’s like a soap opera but with more swords and fewer tears. If you're looking for deep, meaningful conversations, this isn't the place—unless your idea of deep is discussing the proper way to slice up a demon. In short, it's loud, flashy, and an absolute blast if you don't take it too seriously. 10/10 would smirk and slash again.

Just when you thought Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun couldn't get any crazier, along comes the Forges of Corruption expansion to crank everything up to 11. It's like the developers sat down and said, "How can we make this even more ridiculously awesome?" and then proceeded to throw a bunch of chaos and explosions into a blender.

In this expansion, you dive headfirst into corrupted forges that look like someone mixed a dystopian industrial complex with a heavy metal album cover. The result? A playground of mayhem where every corner hides a new way to obliterate your enemies in a spectacular fashion.

The new weapons are like the love children of a mad scientist and a demolition expert. Ever wanted to wield a gun that shoots miniature black holes? How about a flamethrower that spits out plasma hotter than a sunbathing Necron? Well, now you can! The satisfaction of watching your foes evaporate into piles of glowing ash is matched only by the maniacal laughter it induces.

Enemies? They've gone from "slightly deranged" to "completely off their rocker." Expect to face off against monstrosities that look like they were designed by a committee of chaos gods who just discovered monster energy drinks. Mutated cultists, demonic forge overseers, and abominations that defy all logic will have you questioning your sanity while simultaneously shouting "This is awesome!" at your screen.

And the environments? Imagine an art installation made by a heretical artist with a penchant for fire and brimstone. You'll navigate through twisted machinery, molten metal rivers, and lava-spewing furnaces. It's a visual feast of destruction and doom, perfect for the discerning Space Marine who enjoys a side of apocalypse with their morning bolter fire.

So, if you're ready to embrace the chaos and revel in the sheer insanity of it all, Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun - Forges of Corruption is your ticket to the most fun you can have while battling for survival in a hellish forge world. Just remember to take breaks to give your chainsword a rest – it’s going to get a workout.

Strap on your power armor and rev up your chainsword, because Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun is here to deliver a nostalgia-fueled blast from the past that will leave you grinning like a Bloodthirster on a caffeine high.

Imagine DOOM and Warhammer 40K had a baby, and that baby grew up eating nothing but protein shakes and metal albums. That's Boltgun for you. It's a frenetic, over-the-top shooter where you play as a Space Marine who, clearly, never learned the meaning of "subtlety." The game's plot is as straightforward as an Ork's battle plan: see bad guy, shoot bad guy, repeat until everything is a delightful mess of pixelated gore.

The graphics? Pure retro gold. It's like they ripped the 90s from a CRT monitor and injected it straight into your eyeballs. You'll be mowing down heretics and demons in beautifully blocky glory, all while listening to a soundtrack that makes you want to headbang like it's 1993.

The weapons are satisfyingly chunky, and the sound effects are meatier than a Squat's dinner. Every trigger pull feels like a thunderous declaration of "I AM THE EMPEROR'S FURY!" Enemies explode with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for fireworks displays or particularly enthusiastic New Year's Eve parties.

If you're looking for a game that's all about depth and strategy, this is not it. But if you want a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-pumping joyride through the grimdark future, Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun is the game for you. Just be prepared to laugh maniacally as you leave a trail of destruction in your wake. And remember: in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only bolter fire. Lots and lots of bolter fire.

Tell Me Why: the only game where you can argue with your sibling, solve mysteries, and have deep, emotional conversations... all while wondering why anyone would leave so many puzzles lying around their house.

Devil May Cry 5 is like that wild party you're not sure you should have gone to, but boy, are you glad you did! It's a non-stop adrenaline ride filled with stylish combat, over-the-top characters, and enough demon-slaying action to make your thumbs beg for mercy. Dante, Nero, and V are back with a vengeance, and let's just say, the demons never stood a chance against their killer moves and killer one-liners. The graphics are so good, you'll want to frame them, and the music? It's like a symphony of chaos that somehow makes perfect sense. If you're looking for a game that's as insane as it is entertaining, Devil May Cry 5 is your ticket to gaming nirvana. Just remember to take breaks to breathe, or you might find yourself crying tears of joy and laughter along with the demons!

Far Cry New Dawn: the only game where the apocalypse comes with a side of sass! Step into a world where the grass is greener, the sky is bluer, and the enemies are... well, they're still trying to kill you, but at least they're doing it with flair! With a villain so over-the-top evil, he makes Darth Vader look like a kitten, and a story so bonkers it could only come from a fever dream, this game will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in equal measure. Strap on your makeshift armour, grab your trusty saw-blade launcher, and prepare to embark on the wackiest adventure since the world ended!

Sky: Children of Light is a game that takes you on a magical journey through beautifully crafted worlds, where you can fly and explore with friends. It's like the lovechild of a unicorn and a shooting star, sprinkled with pixie dust for good measure. The graphics are so stunning, they make other games jealous, and the music is so enchanting, it could make a grumpy troll break into dance. The only downside? It's so addictive, you might forget to eat, sleep, or even remember you have a real life outside the game. But hey, who needs reality when you can have this much fun soaring through the skies?