No words can even begin to express the beauty and complexion of this game. No, this is no game, this is a masterpiece. My review could never dream to do any justice for this simple masterpiece, but I shall continue forward in my writing. Not a second goes by where I am not running this game, time is simply too finite, too short, to achieve this games fullest potential. "What if no one else stays by this game eternally?!" "What if no one reaches the maximum amount of ducks on the map at one?!" These are questions I have asked myself, these are the questions that have driven me to push forward on my mission. When my computer is open, I must have Placid Plastic Duck Simulator open, even if my computer grows to a heat close to that of the sun when I have 5 other games open, I must continue to run Placid Plastic Duck Simulator, for who else will. It is not only for the fact that no one else may run this game for eternity, but also for the mysteries, that I run this game. What is the meaning of the door, is it related to the chalkboard duck from the More Ducks DLC in any way? If the Ski Duck from Quacking on the Ice (DLC) can be unthawed when the campfire is lit, can the ice of the hockey rink be thawed as well to release the yeti duck. Despite both of these ideas being very unlikely, they still both drive me to let the game run, as letting the game run is the only way to experience any special event. I still can't believe how unknown a game so paradoxically colossal yet simple as this is. It is the best game ever known to man, and consequentially the most underrated as well.