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thaks boss

i- i'll tell the others,,

skibidi toilet found in mall . not the characcter but a severed. Head was found in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the mall and now there are mass "skibings" happening across the country where people are kille d in a similar manner watch out and stay safe its on lockdown. Update 8/3/2024 : The so called "skibings" have not stopped.. and reports have shown some of the "skibidi toilets" have somehow been Reanimated in a sense.. Connected to the toilet itself as if it somehow provides a life source to the head. The evidence compiled so far has been missing toilets from the scenes post-inspection. We still don't know if there is unknown forces doing this or if it some sick ♥♥♥♥ who wants to play with our minds . Neither of our options can be scrapped though. Stay safe, and car

Skibidi

-Rep
Invited this guy to my Minecraft server. Within 15 minutes he had built a functional gulag, rewritten the server rules in Cyrillic, and started lecturing new players on the merits of Stalinist architecture.
He banned my little cousin for “bourgeois behavior” because he crafted a diamond sword before contributing to the communal wheat farm.
Said “history will vindicate me” before TNT’ing spawn and logging off.
Came back two weeks later under a different name and declared himself “Supreme Chairman of PvP.”
Calls ping “a capitalist illusion.”
Do NOT trust this man. He enjoys hearing little boys squirm.