Shrek is a popular animated film released by DreamWorks Animation in 2001. It tells the story of Shrek, an ogre who sets out on a quest to rescue Princess Fiona from a dragon-guarded tower in order to get his swamp back from the villainous Lord Farquaad. Along the way, Shrek is accompanied by his loyal friend Donkey and faces various challenges, ultimately discovering the importance of inner beauty and true love. The film is known for its clever humor, memorable characters, and catchy soundtrack, including the iconic song "I'm a Believer" by Smash Mouth. Shrek's unique blend of humor, heartwarming moments, and fairy-tale parodies has made it a beloved classic for audiences of all ages.

Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

+rep hes chill