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Five seveN Fowl Play FT | Five seveN Monkey Business WW

Skunkside Misty will never be up for trade <3


I'm Mephitine, but my friends call me Max. I'm a musican, furry, videomaker, and vintage computing enthusiast (IBM PC, Amiga, Apple IIGS among others). I also like to play CS:GO and other FPS games. I also really like skunks.

Age : 13 - 16, not gonna give a number unless I know you :P

DOB : May 17 (Taurus)

Location : CA, United States [Pacific Time ~ UTC -7]

Myers-Brigg Personality Type : ENTP-t

Programming/Markup Languages I Know : Python, Batch, BASIC, Visual BASIC, HTML, CSS

Typing Speed : 81 WPM

Sex : Male

Orientation : Bisexual

Favorite Colors : Blue/Yellow/Purple

Discord : MaxMephitine#9986

Favorite Genres of Music (no particular order) : Breakcore , Speedcore, Happy Hardcore , Ragga Jungle, Hardcore Techno, Metalcore (to an extent), Death Metal , Thrash Metal , Speed Metal , Grindcore , Noise Music, Noisecore, Punk, Hardcore Punk, Ska , Ska Punk, Nu Metal (to an extent), Art Rock, Stoner/Doom Metal, Speed Metal, Power Metal, Folk Metal, Drum and Bass, Jazz , Black Metal, Prog Metal, Djent , Splittercore, Extratone, West Coast Hiphop , Death N Roll

Favorite Tempo : 200 (easy to do maths with, compatible with a whole lot of other common tempos, nice and fast)

Instruments I Play : Guitar, Vocals (pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥), Keyboard, Sequencer/Tracker

Favorite Car Type : American Muscle/Euro Import Tuners

If you want to know anything else, please drop me a line!

(all tempuratures are in Celsius)

MAIN PC

Chassis : (really scuffed) ThermalTake Chaser A21 (pain in the ass to work with, not very expandable, can't recommend)
CPU : Intel Core i7-5820k
Idle Temp: 28-33
Load Temp (rendering 1080p, 60fps video in Vegas 11]: 35-41
Load Temp (CineBench): (not yet tested)
Load Temp (PCMark): (not yet tested)
Motherboard : ASUS X99-Deluxe
Processor : Intel Core i7 5820k (3.4 GHz)
RAM : Corsair Vengeance LPX 12 GB DDR4

OS : Windows 10 Pro x64
PSU : Corsair AX760
GFX : EVGA GTX 970 w/ ACX 2.0 (OC 1.165 GHz/1.316 GHz Boost)
Idle Temp: 34 - 37
Load Temp (FurMark): 50 - 63
DISKS : Samsung 120 GB SSD / WD Green 3TB / LG DVD Drive / (apparently generic) DVD Drive salvaged from a dead PC

Mouse : Logitech G502 Proteus Core
Keyboard : Logitech K120 (RIP Razer Blackwidow 2014 - 2016)
Mousepad : Steelseries QCK
Audio Interface : Scarlett 2i2

Old Sony Laptop

OS : Red Hat Linux
Processor : Intel Core i3 2330M (2.2 GHz)
RAM : Samsung 8 GB DDR3
GFX : Intel HD Graphics 3000
DISKS : 500 GB Seagate / DVD Drive

Mouse : Trackpad
Keyboard : Laptop Keyboard


I also have a bunch of other old PCs (Pentium Tower / Core 2 Duo Tower / some iBooks) but those aren't worth listing since I hardly ever use them.



I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long

It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to having to sit down
Every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on

I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached but I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Detachable penis
Detachable penis
Detachable penis