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Chris Chan
Christopher Weston Chandler was born in Charlottesville, Virginia on February 24, 1982 to parents Barbara Anne Weston and Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Chris had an abusive babysitter named Roach at 18 months old. He says that Roach would lock Chris in his room whenever he got angry. Chris claims that this event was the source of his autism (although autism is a genetic condition and isn't activated by traumatic events). Up until when Chris was 7, he didn’t speak at all, and visited James Madison University for speech therapy, during that time, Chris was diagnosed with High-functioning autism, with doctors predicting that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his name. However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time. By the age of 7, Chris was finally able to talk by slowly reading out a Gobots package, thus, ending his six years of silence. In 1993, his first name was legally changed to Christian after an mall animatronic bear pronounced his name incorrectly. Chris often liked to play video games and watched cartoons and films as a child, becoming fans of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon. Chris first attended Greene County Primary School, before transitioning to Nathaniel Greene Elementary School in Fourth Grade, were he claimed that he was abused by the teachers and principals, such as pinning him down to the ground, holding his wrists and ankles, and audio taping his cries. Bob and Barbara took legal action against the school district of Greene County. The district recommended putting Chris in a Special Education School but Bob refused the offer, fearing that his son would be institutionalized. Chris and Bob moved from their Ruckersville home to Chesterfield County, while Barbara stayed in Ruckersville, alongside the family dog, so he could continue working at Virginia Power. In September 1993, Chris attended Province Middle School in Richmond, Virginia, until he graduated in 1996. He would attend Manchester High School where he meet several female friends which he called "gal-pals". He graduated in 2000 and attended Piedmont Virginia Community College but was suspended for a year by the dean due to soliciting. He later returned and graduated in 2006 with a degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design.On March 17, 2000, Chris created Sonichu in a graphic design class; he wanted to use Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu on a CD cover, which wasn't allowed for legal reasons, so he combined features from Sonic and Pikachu to create a brand new character. The first Sonichu comic was released on March 24, 2005. He first got attention in 2007 when Encyclopedia Dramatica made a page mocking Chris. He's been ridiculed online for his art, views on women and homophobia, laziness, manipulation, narcissism, etc. He also created a virtual band called "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" which featured characters from the Sonichu comic as band members. Two albums were released: Christian & the Hedgehog Boys (2003) and Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK! (2009). The music was made by singing over pre-existing pop songs and changing some of the lyrics.On September 6, 2011, Bob died from complications from heart failure, which made Chris depressed and became silent from the internet. Around the same year, Chris claimed that he was a tomgirl and went through gender dysphoria, but his parents heavily disapproved. On January 10, 2014, their house had caught fire in the early morning. Firefighters were able to put out the fire which took two hours. While the reason for the fire is unknown, Chris claims that it was caused by an extension cord from his coffee machine. Chris and his family later moved into a rental house. In 2016, his name changed a second time to Christine after he came out as transgender. He believed that his gender was changing after watching high frequency videos, which lead him to cut her taint in order to grow a vagina. His gender was also legally changed and he later came out as bisexual. Around 2018, Chris started to believe that he is a god, and his followers are known as the Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu. They believe that our reality and cartoon reality will soon collide in a "Dimensional Merge." He had also said that everyone is an OC and anyone who has one will become a real person.Since adulthood, Chris has wanted a girlfriend and specific qualities in a female. Chris has dubbed this the Love Quest. Some qualities include being single, white, 18 years old, neurotypical, etc. This would lead to criticism of how specific he wanted his wives. He's also been bashed for not attempting to put any responsibility in the relationship, as Chris wanted to be more of a house husband. Many people make fun of Chris for being incredibly gullible for online trolls. Many trolls had disguised themselves as girlfriends to manipulate Chris and giving out information. The first fake girlfriend was Blanca Weiss who attempted to swoon Chris in order to get his custom made necklace, the Sonichu medallion. Chris mailed the medallion to her and a video was uploaded showing the medallion being destroyed. Chris seemed to not have been effected by this because he later made another medallion.On July 30, 2021, an audio file and text messages were leaked online in which Christine described in graphic detail how he sexually assaulted his own mother numerous times. Chris claimed that he started having sex with Barbara every 3 days beginning on June 27. In the text messages, Chris acknowledged that it was hurting Barbara and that she told Chris to stop. On August 1, 2021, Chris was arrested at the Regency Inn, located in Richmond, Virginia where he was staying as a result of being evicted from his home. He was led away by police and is currently being processed. The event was recorded by several onlookers, one of them being Ethan Ralph, of the Ralph Retort. (Whom had attempted to bribe Chris into appearing on a podcast, the Killstream earlier that day). Ralph's motives of trying to have Chris on his show was to "get back" at Null from kiwifarms (who has been taking care of Chris since the idea guys controversy) because Null and Ralph has an ongoing rivalry since Null has made a joke on Ralph's expense on an old stream of his.
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Kele 22 Oct @ 8:28am 
+rep the hero we need
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twerk off when?
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+rep хороший игрок, красивый профиль кстати >3
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Agent Duck 2 Oct @ 6:30pm 
eating some waffles rn, you gotta try this stuff out