I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Can I please get a Whopper Jr. With onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money, so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra friеs, don't make them salty
All this cheese gonna makе my booty drip, drip
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk
If I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip, trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now
Cheese, I don't want that

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ok

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+rep, lets play tf2, we played before

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