Just to let everyone know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society.

I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, purring, or making any animal noises. I am a pure, chaste person who would never commit such a sin.Thank you. ummm, uhhh, guys 1 can't hold it in anvmore i-GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS *foams mouth*
GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE
MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF
WOOF WOOF GR INGFMR BARK BARL BARK
WOOF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME
OW0000000000 BARK BARK GRR.. *sniffs*
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SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR
ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK
WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF
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WOOF SHART
GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARE BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF
WOOF BARK
WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK