It has been approximately one hour since Valorant went down for maintenance. I have stopped eating altogether. My keyboard is less crusty, but my body is becoming less able to function each day. I hath contemplated taking mine own life. But alas, tis a mistake. My parents electricity and internet bill are through the roof because I am constantly refreshing the Valorant status website. They are angry at me, so my door is locked. My fingers hurt just to type this. I have begun losing my sanity, using cardboard cutouts of the agents on paper and pretending I am getting 13-0d. Riot, all I have is a simple plead. Please end the suffering. Bring Valorant back up as all my disorders are being affected by this and I am slowly dying of starvation and depression. If I can’t play Valorant, what is life? My pop-it is not enough. I need Valorant to live.
March 8, 2023