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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,343.8 hrs on record
Posted: 19 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am
Updated: 9 Jul @ 8:18am

THE WITCHER 3: WILD HUNT


Overall Score = 10 | Grade = S+
-----------------------------{ GRAPHICS }----------------------------
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
----------------------------{ GAMEPLAY }----------------------------
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just average gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ No such thing
-------------------------------{ AUDIO }--------------------------------
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
-----------------------------{ AUDIENCE }----------------------------
☐ Fetus
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
----------------------{ PC REQUIREMENTS }---------------------
☐ Casio Calculator
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ You or parents are rich
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---------------------------{ DIFFICULTY }----------------------------
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficulty dependant
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls TS
☐ Make sure you can dodge rain
---------------------{ GRIND / COMPLETION }-------------------
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Unemployment needed
☐ Significant grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding if you are a completionist
------------------------{ STORY / MISSIONS }---------------------
☐ Monke see's, Monke does
☐ Bad story
☐ Poorly written
☐ Lack of consistency
☐ No story
☐ Hard to find/understand
☐ Some lore here and there
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☑ Lots of details and lore
☑ It'll change your life
----------------{ GAME TIME / REPLAYABILITY }--------------
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ▪(15 min-30 min)
☐ Short ▪(30 min - 6 hrs)
☐ Below Average ▪(6 hrs - 10 hrs)
☐ Average ▪(10 hrs - 30 hrs)
☐ Above Average ▪(30 hrs - 60 hrs)
☐ Long ▪(60 hrs - 100 hrs)
☑ Very Long ▪(100 hrs - 200 hrs)
☐ To infinity and beyond ▪(200hrs+)
☐ What do you mean by "Ending"? ▪(∞hrs)
------------------------------{ PRICE }---------------------------------
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ Wait for sale
☑ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not worth it
☐ You could also just donate to me instead (DM me)
-------------------------------{ BUGS }---------------------------------
☐ Never seen any
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Game affecting bugs
☐ Crash, Crash and Crash
☐ EA Game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Unplayable
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------------------------------{ Grade }----------------------------------
☐ F
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☐ D+
☐ C-
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☐ C+
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☐ B+
☐ A-
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☐ A+
☐ S
☑ S+
------------------{ ADDITIONAL COMMENT }--------------------
☑ Recommended ✅
☐ Not Recommended ❌
☐ Conflicting Recommendation 🆚

A beautiful game with one of the best stories so far in the gaming industry which is based on books that you should read for the best experience. One of the greatest single player RPG's that get you glued to the seat for hours. Timeless gem in the gaming world. Amazing modding community with thousands of mods to choose from. A lot of replay-ability options. Some people only regret playing the game because they wish that they could forget it just to have the experience of discovering it all over again.

The only downsides about the gameplay is the ease of combat and how non challenging it is when you achieve certain perks and levels. The crossbow makes no difference and honestly if it would not be in the game you would not notice. Even on the hardest difficulty and level scaling turned on, once you achieve a certain level things become easy. I personally would enjoy it more if I was forced to actually prepare for fights by exploiting monster weaknesses rather than just slicing at them. That would encourage a more tactical approach to fights and the way you use tools such as the bestiary, time of day, potions, bombs and signs.



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