-rep HE CALLED ME A CAMEL MONKEY

My name is Dummsdaledimmadaledimmadimsdomedudidome Dimsdimmadimmadome, owner of the Duhdimmsdimmadaledimmadimmsdome Dudiduhdimmsdaledimma Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son, Dale Dummadomedimmsmadomedimmadomedimmsdaledudimmadomedougsdaledimmadome, heir to the Dimmsmadomedimmsdomedimmadaledaledimmadoodougdimmadimmsdomedaledome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask

People don’t have proper respect for the deep emotional lives of crabs. I used to date a crab, but I don’t want to go into the story here. It’s too painful a memory.

Okay stop insisting.

It was the Summer of 1978. I was walking down the beach in my neon yellow banana hammock as was the style at the time. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain on my big toe on my right foot. I looked down to see that a crab had flirtatiously pinched my toe to get my attention, and she now most certainly did have my attention. Her eyes were as gems of deepest onyx, her carapace as fiercest ruby. I took her into my hands, held her up and said to her, “I have walked this lonely shore. I’ve talked to waves and pebbles, but I’ve never loved before. Will you be my one and only? Is it ‘no’ you’re going to say dear?”

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx