if you were serious, get better

aight you hood

why you always talkin that ♥♥♥♥? you big and bad?

Ahh, Perry the Platypus, I see you’ve found my ♥♥♥♥-and-Ball-Tortureinator! Now you may be asking, “Dr. Doofenshmirtz, why are you building this?” Well you see...when I was a child, my parents would give me CONSTANT, PAINFUL, ♥♥♥♥ AND BALL TORTURE! Now, I am going to give THE WHOLE TRI-STATE AREA ♥♥♥♥ AND BALL TORTURE! And the best part? Everyone will be too tied up in their CBT to protect the city hall, and I can just waltz right in take the Mayor’s job right from under my brother Roger’s nose!

Doug and Maury on the case

waddup