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Merry Kurisumasu you doggo

hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey ♥♥♥♥👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to ♥♥♥♥🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a ♥♥♥♥ stuffing ♥♥♥♥😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿

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Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅Santa Claus,🎅 right down 👩👸slutty girl lane!👩👸 ❌🚫STOP!❌🚫 Is your 👨👨daddy👨👨 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up, ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋✋ that 👨👨daddy👨👨 to the side and let a 👌NEW👌 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🎅Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🎅 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍 he's been making 👧little👧 👧girls👧 squishy for 6️ CENTURIES. He ONLY makes the 💦NAUGHTIEST💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the nastiest 👧girls👧 you know and share❗️Get 0️ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥.🌑 Get 5️ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like milk! Get 1️0️ back and 🎅Santa's🎅 big 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 will grow 3️ sizes inside of you!