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+rep outstanding player, impressive plays, let's crush the competition

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plays to win every time

Let me give some dating advice to all the single guys on here: Start EVERY date by asking her (or him) who their NBA GOAT is. It'll quickly give you a complete picture of their intelligence, as well as their character.

Last week, I took a woman out to dinner and asked her to pick the GOAT. She said, "I was never a big basketball fan, but I heard Kobe was really good right? So I'll pick Kobe, I guess."

Let me tell you: I laughed so hard that I literally spit the water I was drinking all over her. I was so embarrassed for her. I patted her hand and said, "Well, awkward, but LeBron's combination of advanced metrics and longevity make him the clear GOAT". She looked confused, so I clarified for her: "Your opinion is cringe". She apologized and said she wasn't a big basketball fan and wanted to talk about something else. Yeah, if I were dumb enough to call Kobe the GOAT, I'd want to change the topic too... unfortunately for her I wasn't going to let her deflect from her mistake.